IC CONTACT

[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

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[buildsfriends]

deer mr saint elmos fire

thank you forr the candul
i bit it becuz i thot it was candee

did not taste gud
but smels reel gud

thank yu

frends and hapyness
michael j cabose

[bestsword]

[RudER.] Great. Thanks.

And this is how you make friends, huh.

[buildsfriends]

No. [AFFRONTED SNIFF. Crocodile tears, at best.] This is how I talk to people who are being mean even when I fly all the way over to visit. [uninvited]

[bestsword]

I didn't ask you to! I just wanted to know you weren't destroying half the city or something! ['Please don't be lying down in a ditch half dead, Caboose, it would worry us all'.]

Clearly you're not, so now I'm worried about whoever got your armor.

obligatory port-out voicemail (I HOPE THIS IS OK)

[worstever]

Orange juice isn't dinner. Candy isn't, either. Yes, you have to brush your teeth twice a day. Yes, Church misses you too.

You better be alright back there.

[Translated: he'll miss you.]