IC CONTACT

[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

Comments

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ Urge to punch is rising. Bless technology for not inviting a way to punch through phones. ]

I'm not part anything. Who the hell told you I was?

Re: voice

[buildsfriends]

Everybody! We would talk about it. I think there was um. Gorilla, and maybe dinosaur, but shark was what everyone said the most so I thought that one was it for sure.

So which is it? So I don't accidentally tell lies about you.

voice

[failureisntachoice]

How about none. Stick with the part that's not a dangerous animal, okay?

Re: voice

[buildsfriends]

The killer robot part. Got it.

voice

[failureisntachoice]

...Fine. Just stick with that. If I hear any more bullshit, I'm going to assume it was you and have a chat with Church about your hang out time. [ No, not the good kind of chat. ]

voice

[buildsfriends]

[tex seriously just punch him in the head next time] OKAY! I promise everything I say about you will be true. [as he understands it]

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ honestly she just might for good measure. not like she'd be knocking screws loose or anything. ] Good. Keep it that way.