IC CONTACT

[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

Comments

[bestsword]

Yeah, see, the thing about that is I would, but I kinda don't feel like it.

[Can't. Won't. Same difference.]

And you talked to Church and Tex all the time back in Blood Gulch, no problem.

[buildsfriends]

[wow rude] Church and Tex are computer people and also I like them better than you.

[bestsword]

[RudER.] Great. Thanks.

And this is how you make friends, huh.

[buildsfriends]

No. [AFFRONTED SNIFF. Crocodile tears, at best.] This is how I talk to people who are being mean even when I fly all the way over to visit. [uninvited]

[bestsword]

I didn't ask you to! I just wanted to know you weren't destroying half the city or something! ['Please don't be lying down in a ditch half dead, Caboose, it would worry us all'.]

Clearly you're not, so now I'm worried about whoever got your armor.