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"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

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Everybody! We would talk about it. I think there was um. Gorilla, and maybe dinosaur, but shark was what everyone said the most so I thought that one was it for sure.

So which is it? So I don't accidentally tell lies about you.

How about none. Stick with the part that's not a dangerous animal, okay?

The killer robot part. Got it.

...Fine. Just stick with that. If I hear any more bullshit, I'm going to assume it was you and have a chat with Church about your hang out time. [ No, not the good kind of chat. ]

[tex seriously just punch him in the head next time] OKAY! I promise everything I say about you will be true. [as he understands it]

What's your status?

[DO NOT READ ANYTHING INTO THIS CHECK-IN]

Ah, I dunno...probably middle? Lower-middle class? Y'know, I can buy orange juice...keep the lights on...

[He should have known that word would be too technically for Caboose]

meant how are you
no trouble I hope

Miss Maine, can you use the radio please? Ah- Freckles can't read so great. [A negative sound from said assault rifle. NOPE.]

Edited 2015-09-24 00:54 (UTC)

[One of these days someone needs to think of a way to explain to Caboose that Maine is not a girl]

no
can't talk
throat all busted up

...then...I will come to YOUR HOUSE!

Where is your house.

[Considering whether it's wise to give Caboose this sort of information.

Then realizes that the guy will probably forget it the next day anyway, based on what he's seen so far.]

down the street a ways
Says 34 on the mailbox

OH MY GOD WE'RE NEIGHBORS!

[Luckily Caboose is indeed at Blue Base instead of his house up in Maurtia Falls, otherwise this could turn out very confusing and annoying. Annoying for Maine, confusing for both.

Maine, unfortunately, will probably notice that Caboose is more interested in greeting Oreo than asking Maine what he was saying (because, let's face it, he forgot) because when he just comes right in like he owns the place he goes,] OREO? ARE YOU HERE?

[Maine has no idea Caboose doesn't actually live with Wash so truly it would have been a hassle all around. Why else would Wash's fridge be full of orange juice?

When the door opens without warning, Maine's first instinct is to go for the magnum pistol strapped to his thigh. Except, he's not been out yet today and he's not wearing his armor. Or his helmet. He was going to grab it before he answered the door. Well, at least this way he doesn't accidentally end up shooting Caboose.

He does, however, cuff Caboose upside the head.]
Don't let yourself in.

[OUCH- already over it. Caboose leans back and gives Maine a very long look. He must be thinking about how the voice doesn't match up with what he imagined the picture must b-]

You are looking very pretty today, Miss Maine. [nOPE] Is Oreo here? Can I play with him?

[ honestly she just might for good measure. not like she'd be knocking screws loose or anything. ] Good. Keep it that way.

[Maine takes a moment to stare at Caboose in disbelief. It's one think with his helmet on but does he look like a lady to you?? Come on Caboose.

After a moment he just gives up and gestures towards the living room where Oreo's massive enclosure sits. He's sitting in his little wading pool at the moment, chilling in the sun coming through the screen door.]

[You are gonna have to spell it out for this guy, Maine. And then tell him what you just spelled.

Caboose bounces happily over to the enclosure and crouches in front of it before going very still and blank. Only after a few seconds like that does he lift his head and ask,] Ah- um, why did I come over here? [oh so that was him trying to remember]

[He's really starting to see why Wash is so tired now. You are a handful and a half.

That said, Maine actually still for a moment too because he also forgot. Still not answering, he trudges over to where he's left his helmet to put it on. Maybe it doesn't matter at this point but WHATEVER MAN. Finally he walks back over to where Caboose is crouching.]

Said you didn't like text.

Oh right! Yeah, I like talking better. [Caboose pushes himself up.] Were you asking stuff about my money because you're kind of bad with it? I can give you some tips. I'm good at investing.

[Somehow, Maine doubts Caboose is actually good at investing. Not that he needs help with that anyway. He shakes his head.]

Just checking on you.

[BL...ANK STARE]

[tilts head] Nobody got shot accidentally. [IS THAT...WHY MAINE IS CHECKING???]

[THAT SPECIFICITY.... IT MEANS THAT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.]

Good.
[Looking at Caboose, looking at Oreo.]

Do you want to take him for a walk?

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