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"HELLO.
I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.
Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."
buildsfriends"HELLO.
I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.
Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."
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Date: 2015-09-24 03:17 am (UTC)You are looking very pretty today, Miss Maine. [nOPE] Is Oreo here? Can I play with him?
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Date: 2015-09-25 08:23 pm (UTC)After a moment he just gives up and gestures towards the living room where Oreo's massive enclosure sits. He's sitting in his little wading pool at the moment, chilling in the sun coming through the screen door.]
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Date: 2015-09-25 09:30 pm (UTC)Caboose bounces happily over to the enclosure and crouches in front of it before going very still and blank. Only after a few seconds like that does he lift his head and ask,] Ah- um, why did I come over here? [oh so that was him trying to remember]
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Date: 2015-10-01 02:20 am (UTC)That said, Maine actually still for a moment too because he also forgot. Still not answering, he trudges over to where he's left his helmet to put it on. Maybe it doesn't matter at this point but WHATEVER MAN. Finally he walks back over to where Caboose is crouching.]
Said you didn't like text.
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Date: 2015-10-01 06:09 am (UTC)action
Date: 2015-10-03 03:08 am (UTC)Just checking on you.
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Date: 2015-10-03 03:12 am (UTC)action
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Date: 2015-10-07 03:14 am (UTC)Good.
[Looking at Caboose, looking at Oreo.]
Do you want to take him for a walk?
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Date: 2015-10-07 07:31 am (UTC)But that offer- A QUIET GASP. Is he really this lucky?]
DOES OREO FLY? AM I GOING TO FLY ON A DRAGON BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO USE THE OUTSIDE BATHROOM?
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Date: 2015-10-10 09:16 pm (UTC)Doesn't have wings, so no flying.
[In any case, he grabs the lizard and the leash+harness that he was somehow able to find in the big guys size. Once Oreo is strapped in, Maine sets him down and holds out the leash to Caboose.]
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Date: 2015-10-10 09:38 pm (UTC)picks up oreo and puts oreo on his helmeted head and shoulders
turns for door ok bye]
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Date: 2015-10-10 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-11 03:01 am (UTC)maybe for swinging oreo up onto high places]
OH DO I NEED ONE FOR FRECKLES?! This is his walk also. [starts to tie the other end of the leash around his assault rifle] I am a responsible pet owner.
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Date: 2015-10-12 05:53 pm (UTC)He just sort of rumbles before setting off down the sidewalk towards the objective, the nearby park. C'mon Boose.]
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Date: 2015-10-13 04:05 am (UTC)or as he calls them: friends]
Oh man Miss Maine! This is so exciting! We've never gone a walk before. Wow, you are so tall! I didn't notice how tall you were before, but you're very tall. You must eat a lot of vegetables before you have your desert. And Oreo eats vegetables too! I'm sure Oreo will get as tall as you if he stays healthy. Freckles used to be tall, but he shrank because he got blown up. I've been thinking about putting him into a train so he can always be with me at work, but sometimes I drive different trains.
Do you get to take Oreo with you to work? Does Oreo get lonely by himself at home? OH MY GOD THAT GUY HAS BALLOONS! I like balloons. It's really nice outside!! I like going new places and meeting new people, especially if those people are nice. Do you like meeting new people? You're pretty nice, so I bet you do. I wonder why nobody around here wears any armor? It's probably because they can't go up into space. Or because there's not a whole lot of shooting people here. It's been a really long time since I lived somewhere that didn't have lots of people shooting! But this isn't like the moon at all, because there's a sky and air to breathe and you don't bounce when you jump unless you really try.
THERE'S DOGS OVER THERE! Are we going to the dog park?! I'm going to pet so many dogs! But not a lot because Freckles will get jealous and this is our walk time. I'm so happy you came with us on walk time! Thank you Maine, thank you Oreo!
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Date: 2015-10-17 01:30 am (UTC)Now, you might think that Maine would be annoyed by all the talking, quiet as he generally is. But no, he actually doesn't mind the noise. Caboose seems to be enjoying himself and that's not bad. A tad bit overwhelming, maybe. At least it's pretty clear Caboose doesn't expect answers to his tidal wave of questions.
He basically has to reach out and pat Caboose on his helmeted head. Good kid. Even if he's technically an adult.]
Be gentle with the dogs
[Just in case.]
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Date: 2015-10-17 09:31 pm (UTC)real dogs are not robot dogs, RIGHT
it actually works out pretty well, too! caboose throws sticks for the dogs if their owners allow, which isn't so bad since they're sticks and he can't really do much damage with those. he does accidentally hit a jogger. the jogger is goodnatured enough to let it go.
then he finds a stray tennis ball, hurls it into the air and yells,] FRECKLES GET IT!
[and the assault rifle jerks up in his hands and shoots it out of the sky. it of course looks like caboose did it. there is some screaming
there is a lot of screaming]
No- no it's okay! It's okay. Freckles was just getting the ball. He's still not so good with that one...
[this is what wash deals with, maine]
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Date: 2015-10-18 05:01 am (UTC)He really can't risk another run in with the cops. Oreo got some exercise, so now it is Time To Go Home.]
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Date: 2015-10-18 08:49 pm (UTC)That was nice! What a nice run. The park was pretty nice too until all the screaming happened. [because of you, buddy, that was 100% your fault]
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Date: 2015-11-01 11:24 pm (UTC)Should be careful with that gun
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Date: 2015-11-02 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-02 09:28 pm (UTC)Where'd you get him?
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Date: 2015-11-03 06:42 am (UTC)