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[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

Comments

[buildsfriends]

Yeah I don't really know how to land?

WAIT. Unless crashing is landing.

[worstever]

Oh god. No. No, landing is like crashing but [ENUNCIATING THE WORDS CAREFULLY:] VERY SLOWLY.

[buildsfriends]

The first step in crashing is to panic!

AAAHHHHH OH GOD SAVE ME WOOOSH

[worstever]

... okay, that's fine, that was my fault for associating those.

Now the next step is to fly toward the ground as slowly as you possibly can. The third step is to tell your commanding officer exactly what you're doing.

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[buildsfriends]

spas

hi wash