IC CONTACT

[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

Comments

[bestsword]

What? No!

[But god he wishes he was. He leans back, enough so Caboose isn't directly in his face. Helmet. Whatever.]

And since when have I cared what's rude or what you like or don't like?

[buildsfriends]

This is why you don't have as many friends as me. [just assuming Tucker has less friends because c'mon, of course he does]

Take off your helmet, please. It's also rude to not have a face when someone else is in their pajamas.

[bestsword]

Yeah, see, the thing about that is I would, but I kinda don't feel like it.

[Can't. Won't. Same difference.]

And you talked to Church and Tex all the time back in Blood Gulch, no problem.

[buildsfriends]

[wow rude] Church and Tex are computer people and also I like them better than you.

[bestsword]

[RudER.] Great. Thanks.

And this is how you make friends, huh.

[buildsfriends]

No. [AFFRONTED SNIFF. Crocodile tears, at best.] This is how I talk to people who are being mean even when I fly all the way over to visit. [uninvited]

[bestsword]

I didn't ask you to! I just wanted to know you weren't destroying half the city or something! ['Please don't be lying down in a ditch half dead, Caboose, it would worry us all'.]

Clearly you're not, so now I'm worried about whoever got your armor.