IC CONTACT

[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

Comments

voice

[failureisntachoice]

Yes. You said a lot of stuff. [ And she's torn because intimidating reputation is nice to have, but it's not like she can do mercenary type work here. She'll try to keep this in terms he can understand. ]

Would you like it if Tucker talked about you behind your back and told Church that you kicked puppies?

voice

[buildsfriends]

Yeah ah- he doesn't do that so much anymore? But if he did I'd be like. I would go-

voice

[buildsfriends]

HEY!

Hey Tucker!

You cut that out! That's not nice.

voice

[buildsfriends]

And he'd probably cut it out, because Washington likes me better. I'm pretty sure he does. [wow kiddo u r

dead wrong but ok]

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ Yeah, she highly doubts Wash likes any of them better than the other, but at least she's established Caboose vaguely understands the situation. ]

If you know that's not nice then why are you doing it to me?

voice

[buildsfriends]

What's not nice? [NOT REALLY MAKING THE CORRELATION HERE TEX dumb it down

no further than that]

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ OKAY fine. She will talk much more slowly again, but she is keeping her hopes low. ]

You. Talking crap about me. Behind my back.

voice

[buildsfriends]

I wouldn't do that! I only say things to people's fronts, so I know that they're listening!

voice

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah, that's the problem. Stop making crap up about me. Got it?

voice

[buildsfriends]

Got it, Tex.

voice

[buildsfriends]

So um.

What was the stuff I was making up? About you?

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ What is she going to do with you, child. ]

You really believe I'm part shark?

voice

[buildsfriends]

Well, robot shark, right? [Y U P]

voice

[failureisntachoice]

No, no part shark. I have no shark in me. [ The robot part is actually true, but she's not going to worry about it right now. No one's going to believe him anyway. ]

voice

[buildsfriends]

Ohhhhhh okay. Okay, I think I see now. Okay.

So you are part....bear? Then?

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ Urge to punch is rising. Bless technology for not inviting a way to punch through phones. ]

I'm not part anything. Who the hell told you I was?

Re: voice

[buildsfriends]

Everybody! We would talk about it. I think there was um. Gorilla, and maybe dinosaur, but shark was what everyone said the most so I thought that one was it for sure.

So which is it? So I don't accidentally tell lies about you.

voice

[failureisntachoice]

How about none. Stick with the part that's not a dangerous animal, okay?

Re: voice

[buildsfriends]

The killer robot part. Got it.

voice

[failureisntachoice]

...Fine. Just stick with that. If I hear any more bullshit, I'm going to assume it was you and have a chat with Church about your hang out time. [ No, not the good kind of chat. ]

voice

[buildsfriends]

[tex seriously just punch him in the head next time] OKAY! I promise everything I say about you will be true. [as he understands it]

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ honestly she just might for good measure. not like she'd be knocking screws loose or anything. ] Good. Keep it that way.