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Sep. 6th, 2015 02:12 am
buildsfriends: (freckles can't talk)
[personal profile] buildsfriends



"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

T U R B O D A D

Date: 2015-12-07 05:48 pm (UTC)
worstever: (worst x ever of all time)
From: [personal profile] worstever
Get down from there! You'll hurt yourself!

voice; overheard if that's alright!!

Date: 2015-12-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
bestever: beticons@ij (WINCE;)
From: [personal profile] bestever
Told him to what so that what?

Date: 2015-12-07 11:38 pm (UTC)
worstever: (and they are never returning)
From: [personal profile] worstever
[WARNINGLY:] Epsilon! We'll worry about that later!

Yes, I remember all those things. I think I would remember them even better if you got back on the ground right now.

Date: 2015-12-07 11:42 pm (UTC)
worstever: (why everyone in pfl do a shouting?)
From: [personal profile] worstever
Oh god. No. No, landing is like crashing but [ENUNCIATING THE WORDS CAREFULLY:] VERY SLOWLY.

Date: 2015-12-12 05:46 am (UTC)
worstever: (jesus motherfucking christ)
From: [personal profile] worstever
... okay, that's fine, that was my fault for associating those.

Now the next step is to fly toward the ground as slowly as you possibly can. The third step is to tell your commanding officer exactly what you're doing.