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[buildsfriends]

"HELLO.

I would like...ten sandwiches. Some of them are for frien- one of them is for friends.

Please make them the long kind. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

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[buildsfriends]

T U R B O D A D

[worstever]

Get down from there! You'll hurt yourself!

[buildsfriends]

Hey Wash, you remember when you told me to drive really fast so that Epsilon would be my friend and I had to drive even though there were cliffs all over?

And do you remember when you went on a trip with Miss Maine's twin brother and you guys went to the snowy base where Tex and Church went, and then we showed up later in the ship?

AND do you remember how we all went on the big ship together to go home after shaking that old bald man's hand?

voice; overheard if that's alright!!

[bestever]

Told him to what so that what?

[worstever]

[WARNINGLY:] Epsilon! We'll worry about that later!

Yes, I remember all those things. I think I would remember them even better if you got back on the ground right now.

[buildsfriends]

Yeah I don't really know how to land?

WAIT. Unless crashing is landing.

[worstever]

Oh god. No. No, landing is like crashing but [ENUNCIATING THE WORDS CAREFULLY:] VERY SLOWLY.

[buildsfriends]

The first step in crashing is to panic!

AAAHHHHH OH GOD SAVE ME WOOOSH

[worstever]

... okay, that's fine, that was my fault for associating those.

Now the next step is to fly toward the ground as slowly as you possibly can. The third step is to tell your commanding officer exactly what you're doing.

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[buildsfriends]

spas

hi wash