Oh just some really bald, really bug-eyed nice alien man who found Freckles. [floats upside down again, bumps into ceiling fan] He said some stuff about some stuff that I don't remember and then he said some other stuff... I'm pretty sure I'm special and great. Yeah.
Oh and I can't find my armor. AND I WAS UP IN SPACE! It was neat and I wasn't even in a ship.
[well tucker is wrong because caboose and his new husband have already discussed the armor issue and come to the same conclusion that it cant possibly be caboose's since caboose is big and walker is small, but tucker being wrong is nothing new so whatever
[Tucker got lost a moment, processing information, cataloging it with new - whatever it is he has that's pulling websites and knowledge from internet sources and this is already a mess in his head but he tries - tries - to focus on Caboose in front of him.]
To space? No, thanks, enjoying it right here on Earth while we can.
Tucker. [FLOATS ANNOYINGLY INTO UR FACE] Are you talking to people on the radio while I am talking to you? I told you that is very rude and I don't like it! [because tucker says he does it a lot. like when caboose is being annoying and tucker doesn't want to listen to him. or talk to him. or associate with him in any way, and then someone ends up with mustard in their sheets and then nobody is happy.]
No. [AFFRONTED SNIFF. Crocodile tears, at best.] This is how I talk to people who are being mean even when I fly all the way over to visit. [uninvited]
I didn't ask you to! I just wanted to know you weren't destroying half the city or something! ['Please don't be lying down in a ditch half dead, Caboose, it would worry us all'.]
Clearly you're not, so now I'm worried about whoever got your armor.
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Date: 2015-12-10 04:33 am (UTC)Oh and I can't find my armor. AND I WAS UP IN SPACE! It was neat and I wasn't even in a ship.
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Date: 2015-12-15 05:11 am (UTC)[Tucker would rub at his face if he had a face to rub. As it is, he just settles for resting his head in his hands.]
I saw your armor. I think the alien whose powers you got has your armor and he's fine, just --
Why were you in space?
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Date: 2015-12-16 08:05 pm (UTC)to answer the other part of that though:]
Because it was fun.
[easy]
Do you wanna go too?
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Date: 2015-12-27 05:56 am (UTC)[Tucker got lost a moment, processing information, cataloging it with new - whatever it is he has that's pulling websites and knowledge from internet sources and this is already a mess in his head but he tries - tries - to focus on Caboose in front of him.]
To space? No, thanks, enjoying it right here on Earth while we can.
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Date: 2015-12-27 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-28 03:00 am (UTC)[But god he wishes he was. He leans back, enough so Caboose isn't directly in his face. Helmet. Whatever.]
And since when have I cared what's rude or what you like or don't like?
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Date: 2015-12-28 07:17 pm (UTC)Take off your helmet, please. It's also rude to not have a face when someone else is in their pajamas.
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Date: 2015-12-31 05:27 am (UTC)[Can't. Won't. Same difference.]
And you talked to Church and Tex all the time back in Blood Gulch, no problem.
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Date: 2016-01-03 09:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-06 12:41 am (UTC)And this is how you make friends, huh.
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Date: 2016-01-07 10:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-09 08:30 pm (UTC)Clearly you're not, so now I'm worried about whoever got your armor.